Singer/songwriter Warren Zevon has famously said that in songwriting, "The title is the miracle - the rest is just a job." Well, get busy Mr. Zevon: the miracle-workers at Toad a la Mode have come up with a whole list of song titles just waiting for your special touch!

• Jimmy Buffet with a Bullet Through his Head
• Pater-noster Rowboat Goin' Down
• I'm Dead, I Just Haven't Stopped Singing
• In Lieu of Flowers, Please Send Cash
• Am I Dead Enough for You?
• Accidentally Like a Plumber
• Coconut Monkey Bank
• My One-Night-Stand with Lazarus
• Disneyland Death Spree
• Stuck Outside La Jolla with Two Midgets and A Stripper Again