The Toad a la Mode Task Force on the Exploitation of Mythical Creatures Presents
What Wishes Are We Forcing Leprechauns to Grant Us?
Nullify our cell phone contract
Defer that Congressional investigation for just one more month
Empty the damn dishwasher
Make the drug test come back negative
Give us power to fire and appoint U.S. Attorneys at will
File our taxes, including Schedule E
Lifetime Applecare warranty
Bottomless M&M jar
Liposuction
Police reunion tour
Enchanted Audi TT
Anything but potatoes
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