Weight Loss Help From Our Chinese Waiter


You so fat!! Why you so fat?! You so fat you should not be in restaurant. You go home -- eat lettuce.

No! I not gonna bring you fried cheese. I bring salad. Light dressing. You had enough fried cheese.

You so fat. I gonna get you special chair. You gonna break that one you in now. I don't want you to break chair -- they take out of my pay.

Why you here? You eat too much already.

What you need do is eat two bite of your food and say, "No more." But no. You always say, "More, more. I'm a big piggy. More in my mouth." That why you so fat.

You so fat.
 


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