Things to Remember for Valentine's Day Next Year
A size 10 is not "pretty close" to a size 16.
Seafood allergies should be taken seriously.
Hand puppets do not enhance the mood. Any mood.
Grenadine really needs a mixer.
Neck rubs are sensual. Indian burns are not.
Any song by Cheap Trick is automatically not romantic.
Wine is red. Human blood is also red. Here the similarities end.
There is a time for blunt honesty. Valentine's Day is not that time.
Nut allergies should also be taken seriously.
Balloon bouquets make an appropriate Valentine's Day gift. This is not true of inflatable sheep.
You won't find a single chocolate covered strawberry back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
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