Worst Company Taglines
Culled from corporate Web sites and shop signs, Toad a la Mode
brings you the worst company taglines overpaid executives and
fatuous image consultants have to offer.


 

Helper Monkeys on Call

We Put the "P" in Special

Lookey Here!

Come On, We're Not the Worst

Innovations in Carnival Barking

Cholera-Free for Three Weeks . . . and Counting!

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

Carpal Tunnel Splendid!

Sure We Care

Mmmm . . . Kelp!

Buy, Dammit, Buy!

The New Strategic Paradigm

We Deliver When We Can

Submission Now


 

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