New Trailer Reveals Clues About Upcoming Star Wars Sequel
Spoiler alert! What key details are revealed in the new trailer for Star Wars: Episode II --
Attack of the Clones? Here are some of the scenes you can
expect when the next installment of the epic hits the big screen:
Jar-Jar Binks stabbed to death with ice pick while engaged in frantic sex with Sharon Stone.
Jar-Jar Binks handcuffed in shower stall, dismembered with chainsaw as R2D2 watches in horror.
Jar-Jar Binks' flesh melts after exposure to stolen Ark of the Covenant.
Jar-Jar Binks dragged into depths of Moria by Balrog.
Jar-Jar Binks dies after spinning special webs to save his friend Wilbur from slaughter.
Jar-Jar Binks assassinated by dozens of Senators in Roman Forum.
Jar-Jar Binks gunned down by cops during attempted jailbreak while screaming "Top of the world, Ma!"
Jar-Jar Binks beaten to death with baseball bat at mob board meeting.
Jar-Jar Binks guillotined by French revolutionaries after nobly assuming the identity of Charles Darnay.
Jar-Jar Binks perishes in fall from bridge after failing to correctly answer the question "What is your favorite color?"
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