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| Event |
Odds |
| POTUS mispronounces word |
5-2 |
| POTUS makes up entirely new word |
9-2 |
| POTUS begins speaking in tongues |
10-1 |
| Radio receiver falls out of POTUS's jacket into floor |
12-1 |
| Flask falls out of POTUS's pocket onto floor |
20-1 |
| POTUS falls onto floor |
30-1 |
| Falling curtain reveals Karl Rove
frantically pulling levers and pushing buttons |
40-1 |
| POTUS declares withdrawal
from Iraq, beginning immediately |
100-1 |
| POTUS declares martial law, effective immediately |
20-1 |
| Federal marshals storm chamber and
arrest Hillary Clinton for sedition |
30-1 |
| Spontaneous standing ovation from both parties |
1,000-1 |
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