Say, whatever happened to Samoans? And other
Discontinued Girl Scout Cookie Varieties
Since 1917, plucky Girl Scouts across the country and around the world have
been financing their campfire sing-alongs with cookie sales. But tastes change with the times
and, inevitably,
some past favorites must be dropped from the sales lineup. Such as:
Licorice Jumbles
Hun Killers
Cod Liver Crispies
Glacéd Fruitcake-ettes
Lard-Os
All-American Vanilla W.A.S.P Wafers
Fallout Balls
Yam-wich Creams
Asbestos Chippers
Granola Wads
Caramel Fudge Tooth-Twisters
Fat-Free Gut-Buster Bars with Olestra®
Psst . . . I hid a box of Thin Mints back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
