What's left out of the
John Roberts Document Release?
The White House has announced it will release some of the documents generated by
Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Jr. during his lengthy career as a conservative
lawyer and judge. What items are being held back?
Memo to then C.I.A. Director George H.W. Bush requesting expedited tee-times at Avenel.
20-year collection of Christmas cards from Robert Bork.
Personal letter from then-Cardinal Ratzinger demanding oath of loyalty.
Oath of loyalty to Vatican, signed in blood (facsimile copy).
Prophecy revealing exact relationship between Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort.
Hilarious photo album of "hazing" incidents at U.S. military prison facilities, 1957-2004.
Copy of majority opinion on Roe v. Wade, riddled with bullet holes.
Back-dated green cards of three nannies.
Documents relating to his wife's undercover work with international WMD.
Personal note from White House Spokesman Scott McClellan in which President George W. Bush is
referred to as "Pinky."
We've negotiated a compromise to the nuclear option back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
