Rhyming Dictionary of Terrorism

Toad a la Mode Literary Workshop
Rhyming Dictionary of Terrorism

Poetry speaks to the deepest hopes and fears of our souls. In the wake of the September 11th attacks, many people are composing poetry to express their feelings. To help you avoid getting stuck on the last line of that sestina, Shakespearean sonnet, or dirty limerick, here are a few highly relevant rhymes, compiled by the grossly overpaid, arrogant, and rather smelly poetry experts at Toad a la Mode:

Things that Rhyme with "Anthrax":

floor wax
capital gains tax
shotgun racks
heart attacks
Tampax (TM)
just the facts
carpet tacks
AWACS
sickly yaks
polyester slacks
urgent fax
Hermann Maurice Saxe (a French marshall who distinguished himself in the War of the Austrian Succession )
K-Pax
library stacks
They prefer "African-Americans," not "Blacks"

Things that Rhyme with "Bin Laden":

sodden
downtrodden
Baden-Baden
Coloraden

Things that rhyme with "Giuliani":

big fan of Yani
blithe and bonnie
(Former Iranian president Akbar Hashemi) Rafsanjani
Don Giovanni
muscular and tawny
suit by Armani
Punxatauney
Joe Satriani

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