So you're going to your high school reunion. How do
you strike up a conversation after all these years?
Just jot these sure-fire ice-breakers down on a 3 x 5
card and let the good times roll!
Oh, man, I had the biggest crush on you. Boy, I sure dodged a bullet there. Whew!
I'm sure glad the judge signed that order letting me leave the state. It's
great to see all of you.
Hey! I thought you were one of the ones on the "In Memorium" list.
I guess I had you confused with that other guy with the bad acne.
You're a doctor/lawyer/stockbroker? Let me ask you a question
Look, I've never even told my wife about our "experiment" in the
locker room. So keep your mouth shut.
Wow! You still look just like the picture I carry in my wallet.
Statistically speaking, at least 12 people in our class should be
dead by now, but only 8 are. Did I mention I sell life insurance?
So they never did find out who stole your convertible and drove it into the lake,
did they? No clues, then? Hmmm. That's a shame.
Well, hi there! Still bulemic, I see.
I've tried to stay real, just as you recommended in my yearbook.
School's out forever back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
