New Year's Resolutions
Did you resolve to exercise more this year? Eat right? Give blood? Volunteer?
Check out how these folks resolved to improve their lives.
Ben Affleck
- Jog three times a week.
- Reconnect with Matty.
- Remember that I don't need alcohol to have a good time.
- Take that trip to Bangkok.
President Bush
- Jog three times a week.
- Eliminate the Evil One.
- Punish all evil-doers.
- Really stick with that Word-a-Day thing this year.
Kitchen Stadium Master on Iron Chef
- Have one of those Beni-Hana chefs on the show -- they're so cool.
- Watch more nature shows to get main ingredient ideas.
- Finally wear that sparkly Hello Kitty jacket.
- Jog three times a week.
Winona Ryder
- Make peace with Johnny Depp.
- Jog three times a week.
- Volunteer every week (because I want to, not because I have to).
- Remember that things are only free if a grown-up says so.
Rudolph Guiliani
- Jog three times a week.
- Convince the hookers to go back into Times Square.
- Convince girlfriend that City won't let her move into new house.
Bob the Pirate
- Call Mum every Sunday.
- Jog three times a week.
- Volunteer for the Scurvy Foundation.
- Investigate advancements in prosthetics.
Russell Crowe
- Spend more time at the ranch.
- Jog three times a week.
- Trip Spacey.
Paul McCartney
- Jog three times a week.
- Eliminate R.S.
- Marry that 30-year-old and continue to bless the world with my progeny.
- Obtain a title higher than "Knight." Find out what "Duke" costs.
- La-la-la-lee-lee-lee-loooooooo.
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