The Toad a la Mode Center for Pro Football Strategy, Analysis, and Policy asks
How Did the Bears Beat the Green Bay Packers?
Neutralized Brett Favre by outfitting defensive line with Kryptonite helmets.
Fed all players raw meat for a week, then starved them the day before the game.
Had quarterback Brian Griese increase effectiveness of fakes by calling out, "Hey, look over there!" before passing.
Capitalized on Favre's desire to set new record for career interceptions.
Disguised unstoppable mega-transformer robot as linebacker Lance Briggs.
Facilitated turnovers by coating ball with fresh Wisconsin butter.
Gouged out center Scott Wells's eye.
Took Rex Grossman for long ride in country, pushed him out of car miles from home.
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