Lesser-known Miracles of St. Patrick
- Drove ice weasels out of Norway.
- Always had exact change.
- Made the lame to walk, or at least roll downhill while he kicked them.
- Transcribed lyrics to Louie, Louie.
- Turned water into whisky and water.
- Survived 37 separate leprechaun attacks.
- Made this one face that always totally cracked everyone up.
- Smelled like graham crackers.
- Explained tripartite god with a straight face.
- Could juggle.
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