Sure and he drove the snakes out of Ireland. But were ye knowin' these
Lesser-known Miracles of St. Patrick
Drove ice weasels out of Norway.
Always had exact change.
Made the lame to walk, or at least roll downhill while he kicked them.
Transcribed lyrics to Louie, Louie.
Turned water into whisky and water.
Survived 37 separate leprechaun attacks.
Made this one face that always totally cracked everyone up.
Smelled like graham crackers.
Explained tripartite god with a straight face.
Could juggle.
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