A Short List of the
Lies Men Tell
That's never happened to me before.
She's like a sister to me.
Honestly, I feel completely comfortable around homosexuals.
Yes, I wrote it down.
No, I won't forget.
I would have been there, but an old friend stopped in (the car wouldn't start/my mother called/aliens abducted me).
That's the best-looking outfit you've tried on so far.
My roomate's girlfriend must have left it here.
You've gained weight? I didn't even notice.
I'm not sensitive about my bald spot. I just like hats.
I only buy it for the articles.
Of course I'll still respect you if you return to the Toad a la Mode menu.
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