Post 9/11 Political Discourse Mad Libs
(Presented with all due respect to the original Mad Libs, which really is "the greatest word game ever!")


United We Stand!

After September 11, when (noun, plural) attacked our country, Americans felt (adjective) and (adjective). But we all stood behind our Commander-In-Chief (number) %. His qualities of (personal attribute) and (personal attribute) have become obvious to even the most (adjective) people. We should all feel (adjective) that he is our leader.

But controversy soon erupted as (political affiliation, plural) accused (another political affiliation, plural) of trying to (verb) the War on Terror. When (adjective) commentator Anne Coulter said "We need to kill people like (name) so that (political affiliation, plural) can see that they are (adjective)," many people responded, "(exclamation)!" Most people now agree that (noun) is clearly what is wrong with our country.

No one denies that terrorist organizations need to be (verb, past tense) in the (part of the body). Those criminals who view us as so many American Capitalist (animal, plural) should be hunted down like (another animal, plural). Some administration officials feel the solution is to (verb) (place). Congress and many citizens disagree, because there has been no formal declaration of (noun). They believe (a president) cannot declare war on his own, even if he just wants to finish the job that (a president's father who was also president) started. Obviously, now is the time to (verb) our leader.



Wouldn't you like to (verb) to the Toad a la Mode (noun)?

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