Upcoming School Lunches

Upcoming School Lunches

It's almost time to head back to school. What can your youngsters expect to enjoy in the cafeteria this year? Toad a la Mode brings you this sample menu as a public service. Bon Appetit!

Monday:
Genetically modified Frito Pie (gills removed)
Ketchup
Moderately green beans
Carbonated milk-like beverage

Tuesday
Salisbury "steak" with commercial gravy substitute
Mashed potato food
Something yellow, probably corn
2% juice drink

Wednesday
Chicken fried chicken toes
Beet slaw
High-fiber wheat husk roll
Mystery beverage

Thursday
Rice on a bun
Cabbage euphoria
Partially-thawed fruit cup
Almost-expired chocolate milk

Friday
Fish balls
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion
Prune bars
3/2 beer

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