Paul McCartney is getting major play in the media lately.  And why's that?   He's promoting a new album and using recollections and videos of his  allegedly dead wife, Linda, to do it.  But how do we know Linda  McCartney's really dead?  Just follow the clues;
 

1. At end of his new single, "Happy Happy Love," you can hear Paul say, "I buried  Linda."  (He's distinctly not saying "cranberry zinger," as he has claimed.)
2. You're having trouble prying frozen tofu entrees out from behind that blonde corpse in the freezer.
3. The new album cover features a photo of Linda in front of a car with a license plate  reading "58 IF."
4. Shortly before her supposed death, Linda confided to friends that she had,  indeed, had enough of silly love songs.
5. Latest album needed far less re-mixing of background vocals.
6. If you take a small mirror and place it perpendicular to the artwork in the  drum on the new album cover, the combined writing on the drum and in the  mirror reads, "x lem neblik ast wogel."  The "x" appears directly above the  picture of Linda, crossing her out; Linda's initials were L.E.M;  and "neblik  ast wogel" translates from a southern Estonian dialect as "get a life."  This  clearly indicates that Linda needed to get a life because she no longer had  one (or perhaps that people who hold mirrors perpendicular to album covers should  really find something better to do).
7. When "My Love 2001" is played backwards, you can hear a man's voice saying,  "Turn me on dead wife."
8. The cover of McCartney's previous album featured Linda and Paul in a  crosswalk, with Linda barefoot and wearing a burial shroud and Paul walking behind her in jeans, carrying a shovel and tombstone.