| Flavor |
Reason for rejection |
| Electro-Berry Punch |
Fluorescent urine. |
| Pumpkin Potion |
Functions as a remarkably powerful emetic. |
| Mystery Melon |
Eats through glass, plastic, and any
other substance used to hold it. Potential for re-sale to Defense Department. |
| Sparkly Lemon Splash |
Manufacturing plant declared Superfund site. |
| Supergreen Citrus |
Market research indicates this is more saleable as
silver polish. |
| Rainbow Razzle-Dazzle |
Turned an entire labful of rats diabetic in half a day. |
| Pomegranate KerPOW! |
Causes lips to blister. The name is good though; flag for re-use? |
| Purple Plum Magic |
Test subjects had tasted prunes before. |
| Sizzlin' Strawberry Ice |
Consumption violates Geneva Conventions. |
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