The Toad a la Mode Bureau of Corporate Failures presents
Unmarketable Kool-Aid Flavors


Flavor
Reason for rejection
Electro-Berry Punch
Fluorescent urine.
Pumpkin Potion
Functions as a remarkably powerful emetic.
Mystery Melon
Eats through glass, plastic, and any other substance used to hold it. Potential for re-sale to Defense Department.
Sparkly Lemon Splash
Manufacturing plant declared Superfund site.
Supergreen Citrus
Market research indicates this is more saleable as silver polish.
Rainbow Razzle-Dazzle
Turned an entire labful of rats diabetic in half a day.
Pomegranate KerPOW!
Causes lips to blister. The name is good though; flag for re-use?
Purple Plum Magic
Test subjects had tasted prunes before.
Sizzlin' Strawberry Ice
Consumption violates Geneva Conventions.


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