KMart Bankruptcy Haiku


Martha Stewart hats.
Rosie O'Donnell sweat pants.
What were we thinking?

Expect big savings?
No Blue Light special enough
To save our stock price.

Smart new CEO,
Starts price war to raise profits.
Harvard teach you that?

High volume, low price:
That's the KMart strategy.
Damn WalMart to Hell.

Vulgar Sam Walton,
Catering to trailer trash.
We invented that.



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