It's a phone! It's a Web browser! Now, the Toad a la Mode Institute of Technological Research and Paranormal Investigation asks
What Else Can the New iPhone Do?
| Action |
Result |
| Swiping screen diagonally from left to right |
Sends prank email to Bill Gates. |
| Swiping screen diagonally from right to left |
Dissolves Italian parliament. |
| Selecting "ring tone," then typing in "ultrasonic" |
Clears immediate area of dogs. |
| Selecting "ring tone," then hitting "4077" |
Sets ring tone to Alan Alda "Hawkeye" laugh.
Also clears immediate area of dogs |
| Swiping screen from left to right |
Sends $25 donation to Mitt Romney campaign. |
| Swiping screen from right to left |
Enables your SUV to run on ethanol. |
| Drawing star on screen |
Changes orbit of International Space Station. |
| Drawing cross on screen |
Summons St. Benedict. |
| Downloading podcast of Lou Dobbs |
Adds another mile to the border fence. |
| Pressing thumb on screen |
Provides full DNA scan. |
| Tapping screen to rhythm of "Shave and a
Haircut" |
Detonates any nuclear devices within 15 kilometers. |
| Placing palm flat on screen |
Transports user directly to Voldemort's lair. |
Swiping screen up-down |
An angel gets its wings. |
| Swiping screen down-up |
An angel gets a spanking. |
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