Name:
Address:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
Cup Size:
Turn-ons:
Names of any previous boyfriends, particularly those of a protective and/or homicidal nature:

Please answer the following questions as accurately as possible.

1) In the event of an emergency, who would you want notified?

2) Do they have copies of your dental records?

3) How likely do you think it is that a 50 or 60 year old man with several children, a wife of thirty years, and a high-stakes political career would someday retire from public service, divorce his wife, and have a baby with you?
a) Not very likely
b) Somewhat likely
c) Extremely likely

4) Please rank the following in order of attractiveness:
a) Brad Pitt
b) Henry Kissinger
c) Your father
d) Bob Woodward

5) Our nation's capital enjoys a lively performing arts scene, and interns occasionally have access to free tickets. Which of the following events would you be most likely to attend?
a) Celine Dion concert
b) Viennese Opera performance of "The Magic Flute"
c) Melissa Etheridge concert

6) A television reporter calls, asking if you have ever had an improper relationship with your boss. Which is the correct reply?
a) "Of course not - Congressman Smith doesn't even know what my name is."
b) "Of course not - in fact, Mrs. Smith and I just had a good old-fashioned gossip over coffee last week."
c) "I'm afraid I can't answer that question until the test results come back."
d) "If I said yes, could you get me a weekly spot on Chris Matthews' show?"

7) Which of these activities would you prefer to engage in if you had a free afternoon?
a) working out at the gym
b) dining with friends
c) sneaking past doormen
d) evading press representatives

8) Do any members of your family work in law enforcement or have friends who do?

__yes __ no

9) In your opinion, is Hillary Clinton
a) a horribly wronged woman
b) a survivor
c) a heartless bitch who doesn't deserve the warm, wonderful man she has.

10) How would you describe your ideal professional position in the world of Washington politics?
a) consultant
b) helpmeet
c) muse
d) kneeling