The Toad a la Mode Bureau of Corporate Failures presents
Unsuccessful Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors


Flavor
Reviewer's comments
Grace Slickerice
No one likes licorice or Grace Slick
Achey Flakey Heart
Meat pie ice cream is more appropriate for the English market. Remember Steak-n-Kidney Crunch?
Condelooza Rice Krispy Treat
Trademark issue?
Ho Chunk
Turns out there's a Native American tribe by this name. Getting the rights would take a lot of wampum.
Ezra Poundcake
Profoundly bitter
Joe Camel Crunch
You guys just emptied an ashtray into this, didn't you?
Ringo Swirl
Nobody, but nobody, wants to eat Ringo.
Total De-Mintia
Cute idea, but the LSD ripple didn't get FDA clearance.
Pauley Shorbet
Not kosher.


Hey, that thing's dripping. Go eat it back at the Toad a la Mode menu.

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