The Toad a la Mode Cultural Survey Office Asks
Where Are Texans Hanging Their Mounted Steer Horns?
Over the gun rack
In $80 million mansion purchased just before bankruptcy filing
Wherever the hell they please
Where Jenna won't keep tripping over them
Next to other set of steer horns
Hereabouts
Over yonder
Anywheres
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