Have a happy Halloween while avoiding getting poisoned, abducted,
run over, stabbed, shot, or falsely imprisoned by following Toad a la Mode's
Halloween Safety Tips
- Always trick-or-treat with a buddy, preferably one licensed to carry a concealed weapon.
- Look for flame retardant costumes. This ensures that you will burn for as long as possible.
- Avoid houses with large piles of human skulls around the door.
- Stay on the sidewalk. For God's sake, don't step on any cracks.
- Be sure to bring a flashlight, a watch, some form of identification, a cell phone, a major credit card, and the
number of a good bail bondsman.
- Tie one set of dog tags to your shoes, so that if your body is blown in half they will still be able to
identify you.
- Do not ask for candy from people living in spiderholes.
- Do not accept rides from strangers, unless they have lost their dog and really need your help.
- Remember that ghosts, witches, and vampires are not real, although werewolves and zombies are.
- Do not accept unwrapped candy. Unwrapped candy causes rabies.
You can get that candy x-rayed back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
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