The Toad a la Mode Political Gossip Clearinghouse wonders
What's on Departing Attorney General Alberto Gonzales's "To Do" List?
Acquire superpowers and persuade McNulty, Sampson, and Schlozman to form "Ex-Justice League."
Answer want ad for Special Ed bus driver.
Patiently assemble ice cream pushcart empire.
Send constant stream of emails to John Ashcroft begging for reference letter.
Learn accordion, make Mama proud.
Roll up a fatty.
Clear space on mantel for Presidential Medal of Honor.
Watch season 3 of
The Sopranos
on DVD.
Get good suit cleaned.
Finish
Atlas Shrugged
.
Maybe you can corner Ashcroft back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
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