Everyone's wondering,
Why Are We Having A Garage Sale?
Strict morality code makes it impossible for us to continue living with Martha Stewart furnishings.
Heard the neighbors are having one and want to assert market dominance.
Really only need two broken crock-pots.
Have distinctly heard "skinny clothes" taunting us from the closet.
Dumping old Ikea crap to make way for quality Pier One merchandise.
Fence got six months on a parole violation.
Can't find youngest child.
Releasing outgrown clothing into the wild proved unfeasible.
We had high hopes for these figurines, but it's just not working out, so we're afraid we'll have to let them go.
You'll find bargains galore back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
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