Independent surveys confirm that people who watch FOX News are more likely to mistakenly believe we have found WMD in Iraq.
What else do FOX viewers believe?
Osama bin Laden advised Martha Stewart to sell ImClone stock.
Weapons of mass destruction have also been found in Syria, Turkey, France, New Hampshire, Smurfville, and "Boogerstan."
President Bush was conceived without sin.
Senator John Kerry is married to millionaire ketchup heiress Jane Fonda.
Activist judges are ordering citizens to engage in gay sex while desecrating the American flag and
reciting the Pledge of Allegiance without the words "under God."
Senator John Kerry started the Vietnam War in an attempt to cut short the life and career of his arch-nemesis
George W. Bush, who cleverly evaded this diabolical trap by joining the National Guard.
Michael Moore eats the children of Iraqi War veterens.