The accident reports are in -- here are this year's
Least Helpful Fireworks Warning Labels


LIGHTING INDOORS WILL PRODUCE YOU STARTLING RESULTS AND EXTREMELY. PLEASE DO NOT.

DANGER: FLAME WITH LOUD REPORT. DO NOT USE IN CHILDREN.

BE USEFUL FOR ENTERTAINING YET STILL BEST SPARKLE WILL BE BURNING FLESH.

CAUTION: SHINY BRIGHT, HOT HOT.

WHEN YOU FIND IN NEED BE CALLING THE INTERNATIONAL PROSTHETICS ASSOCIATION AT 800-232-9255.

PLEASE RECEIVE THE ART OF THIS DEVICE EXPLODING ITS EXCELLENCE FOR A NEW GENERATION.

WARNING. DO NOT POINT TO EYE. DO NOT WAVE NEAR FACE OR OTHERS. KEEP AWAY ALL HAIR.



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