Because so many of our readers have been busy avoiding SARS,
looking for a job, or watching FOX News commentators liberate Iraq, Toad a la Mode brings you up to date on the latest
News from the World of Fashion
- Old Navy launches 2-cent-per-pound clothing buyback program.
- Cropped shirts remain popular among teens seeking to avoid irritating their inflamed, septic navel piercings.
- New must-haves in women's footware: platform heels, back braces.
- Bold new look for men: neckties widen by up to 1/4 inch.
- WalMart promotes new super-size underwear line with free pork rind tie-in.
- Patriotic Americans eschew Paris designs, embrace sensible British tweed, then realize they are sweating like pigs and look ridiculous.
- Keyword for Spring: Plaidstravaganza!
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