The Toad a la Mode Ad Hoc Committee on Religious Observance asks
How Will We Spend Easter Morning?
- Celebrating Christ's resurrection at sunrise services - 8%
- Sleeping off Cadbury-cream-egg-induced coma - 27%
- Laughing at small children too stupid to look in the egg tray on the fridge door for Easter eggs - 11%
- Er, I'm Jewish - 12%
- Celebrating Christ's resurrection by watching Peeps rise in the microwave - 32%
- Digging into contents of "Freedom Basket" left by the Easter Bunny, complete with miniature American flag, Tony Blair Beanie Baby,
two "Prince of Peace" toy hand grenades (made in the U.S.), and a solid milk chocolate "Daisy Cutter," filled with candy "shrapnel" - 10%
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