Seems like you can't go into a restaurant these days without seeing
Dessert Names That Try Way Too Hard
Triple-Bypass Fudge Clot
Buckets n' Buckets of Pudding
Chocolate Melanoma
Fried-Pie-On-A-Stick
Gettin' Run Over by a Bus Full of Strawberry Shortcake
Sexual Harrassment by Chocolate
Drunken Daddy's Kirsch-Injected Cherry Crepe
Help, Help, This Chocolate Dessert Has Broken Both My Legs
Mausoleum of Marzipan
Baked Vermont
Perhaps you would prefer to return to the Toad a la Mode menu for a wafer-thin mint?
