Plan your drinking games now! The candidates have finally settled on the
Format of the First Presidential Debate
Designated Hitter rule will not apply.
Choice of weapons falls to incumbent.
Only 300 uses of the phrase "the American people" allowed per candidate.
Vice President Dick Cheney will sit next to President Bush and answer questions with him.
U.S. Supreme Court has power to nullify debate results or halt proceedings at any time.
Alan Greenspan will watch the debate from a nearby dias, wearing a black hooded robe and carrying a scythe.
Statements of actual fact will be optional.
Following FOX broadcasting protocol, moderator will not allow either candidate to finish a sentence.
President Bush will be considered the winner provided he does not actually snort cocaine or wet himself on camera.
In the event of a tie, the debate winner will be determined by judging which candidate looks best in a flight suit.
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