The wobbly economy has left plenty of seasonal merchandise gathering dust on store shelves this month, including
This Year's Least Popular Halloween Costumes
- Olympic Curler
- Pope Pious IX
- Cat Fancier
- Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin
- Systems Analyst
- Zombie Hobo
- Zombie Stevie Nicks
- Zombie Al Gore
- Insurance Claims Adjuster
- Zombie Insurance Claims Adjuster
You'd better have that candy X-rayed back at the Toad a la Mode menu before you eat it.
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