The Toad a la Mode Consumer Safety Board wants to know
Why Are Chinese Goods so Dangerous?
Tiny hands of 4-year-old orphan girls have difficulty maintaining grip on welding tools.
Lack of focus caused by need to eat again every hour.
Chinese symbol for "super-safe" differs by one brush stroke from "toxic."
Distracted workers constantly peering around room trying to figure out if these are the same people they worked with yesterday.
Cultural confusion: stone Foo dogs thrive on melamine.
Pandemonium caused by newly imported rock-and-roll sounds of Little Richard.
Workplaces frequently erupt into kung fu melees.
Workers' vision obscured by coal and tobacco smoke.
Confuscious conspicuously silent on consumer protection.
Vying for chance to be executed for carelessness is closest thing to reality TV in China.
Globalization is making the Toad a la Mode main menu a healthier and more vibrant place. Really.
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