Notes for an Unwritten Short Story in which Vice President Dick Cheney Meets a Fitting End
I. Eaten by bear
II. Senate floor: Ides of March
III. Stricken w/ hideous disfiguring disease
III. a. Stricken w/ hideous disfiguring disease, then eaten by bear (mercy killing)
IV. Scalia / duck hunt / "accident"
V. Robots from future????
Check: Plausible scenarios for dismemberment
farm machinery
sharks--which species endangered?
psychopathic medical student (idem quod Frist)
explosive decompression
Go *&!@#% yourself back at the Toad a la Mode menu.
