We've all been wondering,
What's Vice President Dick Cheney REALLY Doing When He's At His "Undisclosed Location"?
Vandalizing electronic voting machines in Florida.
Calling in plays for the Cincinnati Bengals.
Looking through stacks of old
National Geographic
magazines for evidence linking Saddam to al Qaeda.
Taking Jenna Bush's finals for her.
Ordering the next level of "Hooked on Phonics" for the President.
Kickin' it old style with his homies in the Halliburton Accounting Department.
Digging through Senator John McCain's trash.
Working on that rosebud topiary featured in last month's
Martha Stewart Living
.
Collecting wacky headlines to send Jay Leno.
Spreading rumors about Senator Hillary Clinton in AOL chat rooms.
Watching
Air Force One
for, like, the thousandth time.
Hacking into IMF computers and cranking up Brazil's national debt.
Finally finding time to read the sequal to
The Bridges of Madison County
Polishing his spec script for
Alias
.
Tae-Bo.
Monitoring his eBay auctions of monogrammed White House ashtrays, letter openers, and towels.
At the Betty Ford Clinic trying to kick that nitroglycerine habit.
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