What the Alumni Association Doesn't Want You to Know:
Fates of High School Cheerleaders
Cindy: Trophy wife number three for Texaco Senior Vice President of Midwestern Operations.
Debbie: Paid audience member in latest Ronco infomercial.
Janet: Waiting tables at the Waffle House.
Kelly: Married star quarterback; recently redecorated trailer.
Vicky: Still waiting for big break from appearance in J. Geills Band video.
Sandy: Enjoyed brief fame as the Ford Truck Used Car Queen on Southern Indiana regional television.
Jennifer: Purging self of box after box of Girl Scout cookies.
Tiffany: Organizing exploratory committee for state senate bid.
Kim: Stocking up on Ephedra in case those Nazis at the FDA crack down.
Ginny: Making teenage daughter's life a living hell.
Judy: In fifth year of regional touring production of Starlight Express.
Sheri: Recently celebrated 200 pound weight loss on Oprah.
Wendy: Awkwardly sharing custody of kids with former high school jock ex-husband and his new "life partner."
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