Why My Baby's Daddy Ain't Got Me My Money Yet


 


My baby's daddy try to do good, but seems like things always work against him.

 

  • He can't give me no money til he get his disability check -- and that wack doctor sayin he not really disable. Like that box didn't fall on his foot! Damn.

  • When he try to sell his foodstamps to get the money, that nosey-ass bitch down at the center say she gonna call the 5-0 on him.

  • He ask his momma to make his lunch, but she won't do it -- she say she too busy with her baby. So he have to buy it every day.

  • That nasty assistant manager at his new job won't give him no overtime. And he ask every day before he go to Lucky's store.

  • He's sure WIC covers Spaghettios, and he tryin to find something that say so, so I can get them.

  • They just raise the price on the Whopper again. Even the value meal.

  • That skank-ass momma of his son make him give her money this week. You know she just spend it on herself. Like she need to eat more Ho-Hos.
  • I hope my new baby's daddy have more luck.



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