The blessings of democracy descend upon Iraq as we celebrate the
first annual
Downtown Baghdad Spring Fine Arts Fair!
Come take advantage of your new-found freedom to browse the offerings of these and other vendors:
Booth 1 - 3000-year old necklaces, exactly like the ones that used to be in the Iraqi National Museum
Booth 2 - Broken office chairs
Booth 3 - Pre-owned Arabian horses
Booth 4 - Build-your-own chandelier kits
Booth 5 - Medical supply mixed media
Booth 6 - Busted Saddam statue heads
Booth 7 - Antique vases, exactly like the ones that used to be in the Iraqi National Museum
Booth 8 - Official curator's badges, exactly like the ones that used to be in the Iraqi National Museum
Booth 9 - Castor bean collage
Booth 10 - Leopard skin beanbag chairs
Booth 11 - Diamond-encrusted hookas
Booth 12 - Papier-mache sculpture, made entirely from old Saddam Hussein posters
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