Now is Not the Time for Blame: A
Whine by Thomas Paine, American Patriot
A Very Special Whine from the Holy Spirit:
Well, Forgive Me for Taking a Vacation
A Customer Relations Whine by the Pillsbury Doughboy: Enough
with the poking, already!
The Government Ignored MY Terrorism Warnings, Too
A Dickensian Street Urchin Whines:
"Blimey, it's 'ard Work Bein' Picturesque, Gov'nor!"
That Bull Sure Did Gore Me Real Good
An American Patriot Asks: Why Isn't Anyone Celebrating Good,
Old-Fashioned American Teen Nihilism?
Toad a la Mode Presents A
Revolutionary Moment