Welcome to the
Celebrity Pie Charts: Henry Kissinger
Our latest Pie Chart reveals the Relative Distribution of Brain Activity in Pigeons
What Are We Doing At Work? Our Pie Chart Tells All
Our Pie Charts Ask the Tough Questions: You Want Fries With That?
Return of the Pie Chart: Why Are So Many Vehicles Plunging Off Highway Overpasses These Days?
Pie Charts We Have Heard On High: Seasonal Gift-Giving Emotions
Statistician's Corner: The Ultimate Pie Chart
Patriotic Euphemisms -- They're almost as good as
actually doing something constructive!
We've been wondering: What's Vice President Dick Cheney
REALLY Doing When He's At His "Undisclosed Location"?
A Bedtime Story, by Ari Fleischer
Fates of High School Cheerleaders
Words Unlikely to Come Up At A Bush Press Conference
More Words Unlikely to Come Up At A Bush Press Conference
EXCLUSIVE: Newest Addition to the FBI's Most Wanted List
Spoiler Alert! What's revealed in the new
Star Wars trailer?
Our Favorite Golden Globe Moments
Training Seminars for Today's Urban Entrepreneur
Toad a la Mode History Cavalcade: The Real Reasons Hitler Youth Turned In Their Parents
Pyschological Operations that didn't quite make it in the War on Terrorism.
Your Local Transit Authority Announces Changes to Your Bus Service
There seems to be some Chatter In the System
Hey Kids! Reading Isn't FUNdamentalist!
A Knight's Tale, by the Brothers Grimm: Sir Mick
Toad a la Mode Top o' the Pops: Lyrics to Attorney General Ashcroft's
smash hit!
Special Overheard Section: Rumors Abound in D.C.-Area Sniper Invesitgation
Adapting Tolkien's "Fellowship of the Ring" for the Big Screen
How Do We Know Osama Bin Laden is Still in Tora Bora?
A Day in the Life of Ex-President Clinton
Toad a la Mode Exclusive: First Draft of President Bush's Letter to Chinese
Premiere Jiang Zemin
Kofi Annan Arrested for "Air Rage"
Prominent People Who Need to Have Their Asses Kicked by Women
Exclusive Details of the Russell Crowe Kidnapping Plot!
Please vote in our If Not Vieques, Whom Do We Bomb? Public Opinion Poll
Warren Zevon Songs We'd Like To See
Parental Advisory: Do Not Name Your Children After These
Country Music Superstars!
Cold Cuts
Exclusive: Preview of George Harrison's Final Album
Apply for a Job as a Roadie on Paul McCartney's Upcoming Tour!
Clues that Linda McCartney May Be Dead
The Toad a la Mode Literary Workshop Presents A Rhyming Dictionary of Terrorism
The Toad a la Mode Literary Workshop presents A Rhyming
Dictionary of Liberation
Toad a la Mode presents the first in a series of items that would make really illegible pie charts,
so we're presenting them as lists instead: Why Are We Having A Garage Sale?
Kids everywhere are splitting their sides over our Post-9/11 Political
Discourse Mad Libs. They're Goofy!
Scenes from the Cutting-Room Floor of the Film
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Pirating Today: On Newsstands Now!
Attention, Freedom Shoppers! Suggestions for Spending your $400 Tax Refund
Rejected Questions from the Second Presidential Debate
Your cable company has added some New Digital Cable Channels
Signs That You're About to Be Laid Off
Toad a la Mode's Good Citizens Corner Presents How To Use the New Voting Machines
Federal Intern Job Application
Toad a la Mode Presents The Toad a la Mode Weekly Guide to T.V.
Your Friendly Homeowner's Association has a Newsletter for You
Declaration of Independence Declared Unconstitutional
Supplement Your Income: Volunteer for Operation TIPS!
News from the World of Fashion
Toad a la Mode Everyday Heroes: Generous Young Man
Shares the Gift of Music With All
Get in line at the Toad a la Mode Coffee Shoppe: We Offer Exotic
Coffees of the World
View the results of our recent Humor Audit
An Email Message From Your Boss
Rejected Prescription Drug Names
Civilization Under Attack: America
Responds With Fervent Patriotism, Gossip
Toad a la Mode Career Counseling Services Present: Things to Do When You're Laid
Off
Toad a la Mode Home Improvement Guides, Part Two: Installing A New Bathroom
in Your Rustic Tuscan Villa
Success of Employee's Public Humiliation Debated
Ill-Conceived Company Taglines
More Appropriate TV Show Titles
Ebay Feedback of the Third Reich: A Toad a la Mode Exposé
The Most Popular Women's Magazine Feature Articles of the '90's
News From the National Salt Council
Toad a la Mode Home Improvement Guides, Part One: Installing Your Home Solar Heating
System
Cell Phone User "Stays in Touch"
Service Dogs for the Perfectly Healthy
Nancy Drew: The Lost Volumes
New SUV Fits "The Way You Really Drive"
Meat and Potatoes
From the Office of Homeland Security: How to Have a Terrorism-Free Fourth of July
The world will be safer if you follow our Halloween Safety Tips
The Toad a la Mode Holiday Advisory Council Urges You to
Have a Memorable Memorial Day
You're invited to a Post-War Independence Day Celebration!
Just In Time for Thanksgiving: Safety Tips for Your New Turkey Fryer
Ill-Advised April Fool's Day Pranks -- Don't say we didn't warn you.
Toad a la Mode presents the second in a series of items that would make really illegible pie charts,
so we're presenting them as lists instead: What Will We Do Easter Morning?
Boo! This Year's Least Popular Halloween Costumes
Your Cat's Favorite Christmas Tree Ornaments
How We Spent the Labor Day Holiday
Disposing of Inedible Easter Candy
Who Did What for Memorial Day?
Floral Arrangements Especially for Fathers Day
Toad a la Mode Presents Patriotic
Activities for Independence Day
Big Savings at the Toad a la Mode Memorial Day Fire Sale!
The Resurrection According to Penelope of Ghat
Toad a la Mode Recommends: The Best Places to Search for Easter Eggs!
Recycling Hints for Your St. Patrick's Day Decorations
The Genoa Police Used Entirely Too Much Force in Breaking Up the Jerry
Lewis Labor Day Telethon
Where Are Texans Hanging Their Mounted Steer Horns?
Least Helpful Fireworks Warning Labels
Art lovers, make sure your weekend plans include the Downtown Baghdad Spring Fine Arts Fair!
Toad a la Mode Remembers the Less Fortunate: U.N. Humanitarian Aid to Southern Oklahoma
Toad a la Mode Multiculturalism Expo: Fundamentalist Humor
Be Pleased
to View the Advertisement for Shine!
Reassuring News from Afghanistan's Rulers
Toad a la Mode Teen Corner Presents: Dear Abdul
Job Opportunities for English Ph.Ds
A Bedtime Story, by Ayn Rand
More Helpful Email: Self-Defense Tips for Women
The Toad a la Mode Sports Center presents How to
Not Drop Dead During Football Practice
Flowchart: What Caused the Enron Collapse?
A Dickensian Street Urchin Whines:
"Blimey, it's 'ard Work Bein' Picturesque, Gov'nor!"
That Bull Sure Did Gore Me Real Good
An American Patriot Asks: Why Isn't Anyone Celebrating Good,
Old-Fashioned American Teen Nihilism?
Toad a la Mode Presents A
Revolutionary Moment
Holiday Specialties
Toad à la Mode World Kitchen--Something to Offend Every Ethnicity!
Signature Dishes
Fine Old Whines
Return to the Toad a la Mode Main Menu