The Toad a la Mode Ombudsman of Tomfoolery advises
a jittery nation to avoid these
Ill-Advised April Fool's Day Pranks
- Informing co-workers that your entire building is under quarantine for SARS.
- Dousing your buddy's HazMat suit with itching powder.
- Anthrax in the salt shaker.
- "Hand" sandwich in the lunchroom at the morgue.
- "Learned Hand" sandwich in the lunchroom at the Supreme Court.
- Giving Geraldo Rivera a job as a journalist.
- Slipping a Koran and a switchblade into your roommate's carry-on bag.
- Keeping "Friends" on the air.
- Telling little Timmy that Mommy went to live with God. Oh, if only he'd been a better boy.
Hey, the Toad a la Mode menu says you won the lottery. Really. Go look.
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