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The kitchen has re-opened for business! You can find eight years of your past Toad a la Mode favorites in the Icebox. Now, our new Google search feature can accommodate even the most obscure tastes! Bon appetit! |
Appetizers
Begin your Toad a la Mode experience with some of these delightful hors d'oeuvres.
- Taco Bell manager assures health inspector that the complimentary salt packets are for display purposes only.
- Spring storms devastate the exact same regions of the country they devastate every year, eliciting the exact same blank astonishment from residents.
Experience yesterday's appetizers anew in the Appetizer Archive
Chef's Recommendations
Our special offerings for the week.
From the Icebox:
Dens of Equity: What Happened to the Housing Market?
Entrees
Our chef's reputation is built upon these fine dishes. A wide selection, offering something for every taste.
Special Section: The Economic Crisis
The London G20 Summit Itinerary: Saving the global economy one ice-breaking activity at a time.
Tracking the Job Losses: Like trainspotting, but more depressing!
Shakespearean Oaths for Today's Wall Street
An Historical Guide to American Economic Crises
Sure, we're in a recession. But there are still some Bargains Left Over from the Linens N' Things Liquidation Sale
Because Mayor Daley wants them there: If Chicago Gets the Olympics
Why Are Journalists So Excited about the Pirate Attacks?
The Congressional Committee and Members of the Grand Jury Would All Like to Know: Why Are We Taking Steroids?
Words Unlikely to Come Up at an Obama Press Conference
The Toad a la Mode Bureau of Celebrity Metrics presents Relative Name Recognition of the Various Osmond Family Members
Burdens Through the Ages: It's 1352! What Are We Carrying?
You Call this @$#%!*& Suet? A Whine, by A Black-Capped Chickadee
National Day of Service Projects for the Not-Very-Civically-Minded
Indicted Illinois Governor Jeopardy!
Fortune Cookie
A little something "for afterwards." Scroll over for your fortune!
Old fortunes are kept in our Memento Box
From the Icebox
Many Toad a la Mode specialties taste even better cold. Enjoy some of your favorites from past weeks in the
Find that Funny Thing You Read Way Back When
Toad a la Mode offers the finest in domestic and imported low spirits.
Gift Shoppe
Commemorate your visit with some fine Toad a la Mode merchandise.
Toad a la Mode on Facebook
Scratch your initials on the wall of our Facebook page.
Gratuities
We hope you have enjoyed your Toad a la Mode experience, and we welcome your comments. Have a compliment for the chef? A complaint about the service? Like to hire-away our staff? Please send comments to the
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Expert Waitstaff Desired
If you are willing to be funny for free, we may be able to exploit your services.
Digestifs
We sometimes use bad words, and other confessions.